Divine One
In utmost humility do I enter thy holy presence, beseeching that thou wouldst now — as thou hast countless times before — look down upon me with favor and, in thy great and incomprehensible mercy, smile radiantly upon me and grant me out of thy goodness a boon that will show forth to all that I am highly favored among thy servants. Grant, then, my prayer, oh Queen of Heaven, oh transcendent Mother/Harlot/Warrior/Sage. Speak then unto mortal ears Divine Wisdom, I pray thee, and answer these my Seven Questions.
In pathetic gratitude do I beseech thee.
Amen.
[ For those who may be wondering, I don't address all the FastForward Posse members in these terms — only the ones who rose spontaneously from the foam of the sea. ]
UPDATE: Da Goddess replies!
Posted by Phil at October 14, 2003 01:48 PM | TrackBackHarlot? HARLOT? Is that because I purred after seeing your wife?
Sir, I shall try to answer your questions as best I can.
Posted by: Da Goddess at October 14, 2003 11:12 PMPsst. I've answered.
Posted by: Da Goddess at October 15, 2003 12:05 AMI didn't mean it in a bad way. I figured you godesses have a lot of ground to cover.
Posted by: Phil at October 15, 2003 06:34 AM;) No worries, Phil
Posted by: Da Goddess at October 16, 2003 05:49 AM