Here's the full list of this week's predictions for the future. It was a busy week. Hat tips to FastForward Posse members Mike Sargent, Robert Hinkley, and Chris Hall for helping us to look ahead.
In the Future...
...structural engineers will solve the Pigeon Dropping Problem.
...custom jobs, with plenty of chrome on the outside and shag carpet on the inside, will be favored over simple restorations.
...all will be assimilated.
...spammers will highjack the shirt you're wearing to sell viagra and penis-enlargement treatments.
...rocket parts will come from the JC Whitney catalog.
...those suffering from computer viruses will be told to stay in bed.
...we'll get a message from beings in a parallel universe and it will be, like, really heavy.
...everyone's PC will have a part-time job.
...rent control will be universal.
...bomb squads will employ a wide range of mammals alongside the traditional canine.
That does it for this week. Until next time, we'll see you in the future.
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