The Speculist

I Wonder if Bart Simpson Ever Did This One?

I like to think I'm the kind of guy who can admit it when he makes a mistake. So, Karl, I hope you're reading this.

1. I will not call a protozoa a virus.
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There. I feel better. Can I go home now?