Here's all the In the Future... predictions for about the past month. It's nice getting caught up. Many thanks to futurists Chris Hall, Robert Hinkley, and Joanie ( ¿Donde esta el Jefe?) for helping us to look ahead.
In the Future...
...Boy Scouts will be required to redo the Orienteering Merit Badge.
...personal trainers will also take robots through rigorous pilates routines and show them how to avoid injury on the bench press.
...we'll also be able to get Meditation Of The Day direct from the lord Buddha.
...in the celestial barbershop quartet, white dwarves, quasars, and pulsars will sing the other three parts.
...canny Brazilians will turn the tables on the dam piranhas and start farming them for the novelty food market.
...Robot John Carter will assist NASA in their exploration of the red planet.
...P300 enhancers will keep the coffee out of the cornflakes and the cat out of the washing machine.
...we will be *delighted* if a burglar poos in the wardrobe.
...soldiers will be able to download custom ringtones for their chinstraps and helmets as well as being able to set them on vibrate.
...more insightful research will reveal that getting up on Monday morning is widely perceived as a pain in the neck.
...we'll find a zombie in love to be more remarkable than the politics of the object of said zombie's affections.
... the boxes will be smarter than the boxcutters.
...a cheese-slicing laser will be an essential accessory for every dinner party host.
...the myriad health benefits of women and song will be available in convenient pill format.
Well, that does it for now. If you have a prediction you'd like to share, send it to speculis-at-speculist-dot-com. (Be sure to include the URL of a news story that corroborates your prognostication.)
And until next time, we'll see you in the future.
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