Here's all the In the Future... predictions for the past two weeks, including #99 by Mike Sargent and #100, which I contributed. Since we passed the century Mark, it's been all Robert Hinkley. I have this feeling that in the future, we might be changing the name of this feature to Rob Hinkley's Semi-Skimmed Predictions.
Or something like that.
In the Future...
...the Easy-Bake Home Cloning Kit will outsell this item.
100! 100! 100! 100!100! 100!
...we'll wonder why a group who was so prepared seemed to have so much trouble getting things done.
100! 100! 100! 100!100! 100!...programmers will be accused of loitering with intent, littering the public highway and armed robbery.
...everyone will have at least one hidden wireless hatcam.
... the inevitable searchable archive of hatcam footage will allow us to check whether what we remember happening really happened at all.
...further astonishing research will suggest that when men drink beer their judgement becomes impaired and they engage in riskier behavior.
That does it for now. Until next time, we'll see you in the future.