November 15, 2003



Future Round-Up 11/15/03

This week's In The Future entries have had a decidedly farm and field feel. Many thanks to FastForward Posse member (and head wrangler) Robert Hinkley for alerting us to the hazards faced by stock, game, and agriculturalists and those of us that live with them.

In the Future...

...low-flying moose will be able to land safely.

...computer-created excuses will be more...creative.

...ol' Bessie will bear a striking similarity to Mae West.

...moose will have to wait the traditional "eight hours from bottle to throttle".

..." mild alternate-culture heat-treated fermented milk" will outsell regulation yogurt two to one.

 


Thanks for reading and, as Phil says. "We'll see you in the future."

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