Here's the full list of this week's predictions for the future. Our first official week of operation was a real mixed bag. Time travelers, walk-through advertising, dolphins with cell phones, cheapskate banks ripping people off...actually, I'm not sure why I considered that last one a prediction.
In the Future...
...we'll walk and drive through advertising without giving it a moment's thought..
...we'll have a reliable means of telling whether a self-proclaimed time traveler is legitimate or some kind of nut.
...dolphins will have the option of calling us back if they're busy doing something else when we call.
...banks will charge you for saving money in your mattress or for burying it in jars in your back yard.
...the computer itself will be considered your roommate.
That does it for this week. Thanks for dropping by. And until next time, I'll see you in the future.
Posted by Phil at August 9, 2003 07:07 AM | TrackBack
Clearly, you haven't heard of the innovative deflation fighting strategy that some nitwits were bouncing around. Ie, tax cash!
That reminds me, you already get charged for dumping money in your backyard. It's called inflation.
Posted by: Karl Hallowell at August 11, 2003 05:30 AMSorry, I can't respond to your comment. I have to pay $1.50 every time I use the word "bank."
Posted by: Phil at August 11, 2003 06:24 AM